free flow

bhaskaran ranjith chanced upon a small fly and with great joy he proceeded to beat it with a drumstick that he just whacked off a small boy sitting by the side of a road waiting for a bus with a drumstick until the drumstick got whacked by mr ranjith (who was using it for purposes already indicated) but sadly for mr ranjith concealed behind an innocuous coconut tree watching him was The Great Kuldip from the friendly neighbourhood PETA action force who was very much incensed by mr ranjiths senseless beating of fly so therefore he (The Great Kuldip) with blood curdling war-cry learnt from Japan TV international sprung with enviable agility at mr ranjith knocking him out with one swift blow before decapitating him with a blunt kitchen knife ok the end no actually it is not because the fly who was very upset with mr ranjiths harsh actions decided to utilise his contacts and a few minutes later beelzebub and his delightful companions declared APocalypse Now and that was the end of all our dear friends all abovementioned and the whole world as well except mr ranjith whose end had come as indicated above before the final end the end is now. this. over.