lines that really smooth guys use to impress girls

All these are taken from a real pro.

Pro: "Hey babe. wats ur fave buk"
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Pro: "Yeah, I luv dat too. Seen da muvi?"
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Pro: "Yeah. U seen da muiv? It's got mishelle fifer in it --- she's so hot... LOLZ"
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Pro: "Yeah.... tru... Bt not as hot as U.....LOLZ"
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Pro: "LOLZ...I'm crazy abt U....".
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See? Subtle shift to bold flattery, display of love for culture and the arts and constant reminders of light and humourous nature (lolz).

No wonder i'm so popular with girls.